When I was getting ready to leave for college, one of my high school teachers shared some very wise words with me:
If a guy asks you to go out to the field to see his horse, don't go. There is no horse.
Here I am, years later....and the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Let me see if I have all the facts straight.
--You just met me.
--You want me to come over and "watch movies" at midnight.
--The television is in your bedroom.
Dude. Seriously?
Get mad if you want to, the answer is still no.
--K.
