Writing Challenge, Day 1: The First Date Autobiography

I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but I don't enjoy writing about myself. Talking about myself though...I can do that all day long! LOL

Since today's challenge was to write a short autobiography, I decided to frame it as though I'm answering questions on a first date. These are absolutely, 100% true replies that I have given on actual dates. In fact, I may just forward these responses to the next guy who asks me out so we can skip right past that first date awkwardness. 

Anyway, enjoy! 

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My name is Kayla, but most people call me K. Marie.

Nicknames: Taterbug; Deuce or P2 (what my dad calls me). Anything but Kay-Kay.

Yes, I’m a PK.

No, I’m not ***insert PK stereotypes here***

Unity Baptist Church!

…On the East Side, of course. 

My dad is about 6’3’’, my mom was about 5’8’’.

Yes, I wear heels.

Yes, I have dated shorter men.

It’s not an issue for me—I’ve found it’s usually the men who are most affected by a height difference.

I’m not shy or quiet—it just takes me a minute to get used to new people. Then, you’ll probably wish I would shut up.

I have three sisters—two older, one younger by two minutes.

….Yes, we’re twins.

Shayla/no/yes/our personalities are different/Dude...did you really just ask me that on a first date?

I graduated from Del City and SWOSU.

Teaching is in my blood, but I don’t see myself going back to the classroom anytime soon. ***insert brief rant on education issues***

Yes, but one day soon, I’d like to establish my own nonprofit organization.

I have been a Detroit Pistons fan since the 3^rd grade and they WILL have a comeback in the next five years. Meanwhile, I totally support the Thunder.

Yes, I played basketball.

Yes, I was good. I'm STILL good. 

I’ve been single for about a year and a half now.

….I don’t know and I don’t really choose to dwell on it. When I’m meant to be in a relationship, it will happen.
A man who smells nice (!!!!) and dresses well in an age-appropriate manner; is passionate about something other than sports, has a relationship with God and no unnecessary drama in his life. 
And you gotta make me laugh. 

Chardonnay.

Turkey Burgers!

Pink.

Blazing Saddles or Don’t Be A Menace…

I am fluent in sarcasm.

People who use the word “conversate” or the phrase “a women,” people who state opinions as facts; arrogance (not to be confused with self-confidence);chronic lateness.

I am absolutely laid back. What's the point of being angry all the time?

Thank you.

Thank you. 

Thank you. 

Stop, you're making me blush! *LOL*

I had a great time tonight--thank you for the invitation. 

--OR--

Well, that was....interesting. 

If you want to know more,you'll have to ask me on a second date. 

Be Encouraged, 

K.