Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Writing Challenge, Day 1: The First Date Autobiography

I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but I don't enjoy writing about myself. Talking about myself though...I can do that all day long! LOL

Since today's challenge was to write a short autobiography, I decided to frame it as though I'm answering questions on a first date. These are absolutely, 100% true replies that I have given on actual dates. In fact, I may just forward these responses to the next guy who asks me out so we can skip right past that first date awkwardness. 

Anyway, enjoy! 
My name is Kayla, but most people call me K. Marie.
Nicknames: Taterbug; Deuce or P2 (what my dad calls me). Anything but Kay-Kay.
Yes, I’m a PK.
No, I’m not ***insert PK stereotypes here***
Unity Baptist Church!
…On the East Side, of course. 
My dad is about 6’3’’, my mom was about 5’8’’.
Yes, I wear heels.
Yes, I have dated shorter men.
It’s not an issue for me—I’ve found it’s usually the men who are most affected by a height difference.
I’m not shy or quiet—it just takes me a minute to get used to new people. Then, you’ll probably wish I would shut up.
I have three sisters—two older, one younger by two minutes.
….Yes, we’re twins.
Shayla/no/yes/our personalities are different/Dude...did you really just ask me that on a first date?
I graduated from Del City and SWOSU.
Teaching is in my blood, but I don’t see myself going back to the classroom anytime soon. ***insert brief rant on education issues***
Yes, but one day soon, I’d like to establish my own nonprofit organization.
I have been a Detroit Pistons fan since the 3rd grade and they WILL have a comeback in the next five years. Meanwhile, I totally support the Thunder.
Yes, I played basketball.
Yes, I was good. I'm STILL good. 
I’ve been single for about a year and a half now.
….I don’t know and I don’t really choose to dwell on it. When I’m meant to be in a relationship, it will happen.
A man who smells nice (!!!!) and dresses well in an age-appropriate manner; is passionate about something other than sports, has a relationship with God and no unnecessary drama in his life. 
And you gotta make me laugh. 
Turkey Burgers!
Blazing Saddles or Don’t Be A Menace…
I am fluent in sarcasm.
People who use the word “conversate” or the phrase “a women,” people who state opinions as facts; arrogance (not to be confused with self-confidence);chronic lateness.
I am absolutely laid back. What's the point of being angry all the time?
Thank you.
Thank you. 
Thank you. 
Stop, you're making me blush! *LOL*

I had a great time tonight--thank you for the invitation. 
Well, that was....interesting. 

If you want to know more,you'll have to ask me on a second date. 

Be Encouraged, 


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